Alex and Addie -ism's

Ok so as many of you know Alex is quiet the character. He's constantly saying things that are just really funny. Here are a few of them.

• Alex and Addie are playing at my mom's house. Addie has the fly-swat and hits Alex on the leg with it. Alex turns and says stop it Addie when you hit me it hurts my throat.
• I was rocking Alex the other evening and singing to him as I rocked him. He said mom stop singing it hurts my eyes.
• Yesterday Alex was eating gummie snacks and he dropped two in the floor. He quickly scooped them up and went to throw them in the trash. I looked at him and said son they aren't dirty you can go ahead and eat them (10 second rule) So he proceeds to eat them and gets choked. I offer him a drink and he says I'm choked because you made me eat that dirt!

So I have to throw in a couple for Addie. She's our quiet sneaky one you have to watch.

• So her Daddy as Daddy's will do farted the other evening. Addie was setting on the end of the couch taking the brunt of it. She never said a word. She waits a few minutes and gets up and moves to the other end of the couch where he was laying and sits on the arm of the couch next to his head. He then said she proceeded to fart (quiet but deadly) and waits for a second and then begins to giggle! Now who's the smarter of the two!
• Johnny, Alex and Addie are driving home one day and they are talking about that hurt. Addie responds my eyes hurt when I poop! Her daddy looked at her and said well honey all I can tell you is not to strain so hard.

If those don't crack you up your funny bone is broken! Humor is good for the soul.
Blessings to you,
Tina